So, I went to the Moxy Hopfest with my crazy sister and friends this past weekend. Oh, my lord, I forgot how much fun and how exasperating being the sober one in the group can be. State fairs, rodeos, and beerfests all have things in common.
You are reminded of why you love your own family so much after attending such an event. My dear sister tried to get arrested by every man in a cop uniform, it was hilarious!
Ever notice how the majority (females-and yes I know I'm bashing on my own kind here, but I'm the sober one, I can) feel the need to exaggerate the volume of their blabbing so anyone around a 20-30 yard vicinity can know the history of their gallstone or birthing experience? Yep, it happened here too.
I'm so grateful for my sober, clean, and quiet friends I can come home to...after getting hit on (not that it's necessarily detrimental to my ego) by so many drunk men who think they are my answer to great sex and free beer. I am still quite amused by the entire experience.
Because I had an expensive looking camera I guess I looked less threatening to the girlfriends accompanying many of the above described intoxicated men. Thank goodness, because it probably would have been a disaster if they wanted to kick my ass. I don't fight but I can run damn fast in those stilettos. Problem is I'm quite clumsy and most likely would have killed myself trying to get away! Ha
Another thing that drunk people do, especially females, are very loud public announcements that rival football game bullhorns. There were at least twenty Port-potties and for each one there must have been ten matter-of-fact general statements of "I have to pee". Well, I shouldn't be surprised, alcohol has the diuretic effect on the elimination system. I really didn't need to know when this function was occurring though.
I made it through the night, freezing but with some funny pictures. I may post a few later. If you had some good laughs at this blog, it's probably because you can relate with my experiences, you poor soul.
You are reminded of why you love your own family so much after attending such an event. My dear sister tried to get arrested by every man in a cop uniform, it was hilarious!
Ever notice how the majority (females-and yes I know I'm bashing on my own kind here, but I'm the sober one, I can) feel the need to exaggerate the volume of their blabbing so anyone around a 20-30 yard vicinity can know the history of their gallstone or birthing experience? Yep, it happened here too.
I'm so grateful for my sober, clean, and quiet friends I can come home to...after getting hit on (not that it's necessarily detrimental to my ego) by so many drunk men who think they are my answer to great sex and free beer. I am still quite amused by the entire experience.
Because I had an expensive looking camera I guess I looked less threatening to the girlfriends accompanying many of the above described intoxicated men. Thank goodness, because it probably would have been a disaster if they wanted to kick my ass. I don't fight but I can run damn fast in those stilettos. Problem is I'm quite clumsy and most likely would have killed myself trying to get away! Ha
Another thing that drunk people do, especially females, are very loud public announcements that rival football game bullhorns. There were at least twenty Port-potties and for each one there must have been ten matter-of-fact general statements of "I have to pee". Well, I shouldn't be surprised, alcohol has the diuretic effect on the elimination system. I really didn't need to know when this function was occurring though.
I made it through the night, freezing but with some funny pictures. I may post a few later. If you had some good laughs at this blog, it's probably because you can relate with my experiences, you poor soul.
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